Say something to Santonio

From Create Your Own Story

Confused, Santonio attempts to figure out how a “horse” can talk. Unable to comprehend how this could happen his head explodes in a mess of blood, brains, and cocaine. Ecstatic you call up your friend Meat Porris and the two of you do lines of blow off the barn floor. Afterward the gang gets a beer while Ban Dolsen waits outside. Out of nowhere Pale Cetermen runs across the parking lot and spears Dolsen off of a cooler.

(The End)