Run, he’s a fucking angry NFL player.

From Create Your Own Story

You dash toward the woods, the surprise registering across Santonios face as he hops in his tank and begins to chase after you. Knocking down trees like the Duke Lacrosse team knocks down hookers and scattering the local wild life you hear the tank gaining on you.

Continue Running from Santonio

Set an Ewok Trap

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