Piggy's Day/Will go after them

From Create Your Own Story

Captain: "Yes! All those years of kissing the kings ass and still being in the shadow of that show-off has made me bitter! And now he and his lousy crew are stuck in that sorry excuse for a boat. Men, if we catch them alive, I'll allow each of you to have one of Morrison's crewmembers as your personal slave!"

The crew: "Aye aye, captain!"

You turn around and go back for the rowboat that Morrison and his crew are in. With a strong wind against you, you're not entirely sure whether you're gaining any distance to them.

Captain: "Okay, this is clearly going nowhere. Any ideas?"

Observer: "Captain, I think we should turn around."

Captain: "What? What kind of a coward are you? I want my revenge and you probably want personal slaves!"

Observer: "But look at what's happening to Morrison's boat!"

The observer points towards the rowboat in the distance. You can see large tentacles rising from the sea, pulling the boat down. Then the shipwrecked crew gets eaten.

Captain: "The Kraken! Turn around, it must've noticed a ship going down, and came over to eat the survivors!"

Your crew has enough time to turn the boat, but it's too late. The ship goes down, and all of you die.

At this point you hear a knock on the bathroom door.

Swine: "Piggy, you've been there for hours! You might not need a toilet but I sure do."

Piggy: "Alright, alright. Geez, I need to tone down my fantasies."

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