Piggy's Day/Try and find a way
From Create Your Own Story
Piggy 2B0F36: "Fuck. I hadn't thought of that. This might pose a problem on the long term."
Piggy: "How about we use the Mercantor's projection? You can correctly draw lines onto it."
Captain: "Now, I know a thing or two about maps, and I can tell you straight away that the Mercantor projection can't even represent polar regions."
A.I. Piggy: "Hey, what if we just use the north and south poles as the meeting points instead of that arbitary x Piggy 2B0F36 just drew?"
Piggy 2B0F36: "Fuck you. I'M the most violent and deranged of us, so I'M the leader and MY x:s aren't arbitary! Once we destroy Earth, the new north pole can be wherever I fucking FEEL like placing it."
After a very long time of throwing around ideas and 37 maps, you are no closer to figuring out how to divide the Earth into four sectors.
A.I. Piggy: "Okay, what if we imagine the Earth being composed of triangels with straight corners all around..."
Captain: "You know, I could make a sand sculpture of the globe, and draw the lines on that..."
Piggy 2B0F36 looks exasperated. You try something completely different.
Piggy: "The Alphabet Bird, would you..."
The Alphabet Bird appears.
The Alphabet Bird: "I'm not going to help you destroy the Earth."
At this point Piggy 2B0F36 snaps.
Piggy 2B0F36: "ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT! LET'S NOT DESTROY EARTH! Fucking helt..."
He then walks off.
Piggy 2B0F36: "See ya. I'll send a postcard or something."
The world is safe for now.
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