Piggy's Day/Try and find a way

From Create Your Own Story

Piggy 2B0F36: "Fuck. I hadn't thought of that. This might pose a problem on the long term."

Piggy: "How about we use the Mercantor's projection? You can correctly draw lines onto it."

Captain: "Now, I know a thing or two about maps, and I can tell you straight away that the Mercantor projection can't even represent polar regions."

A.I. Piggy: "Hey, what if we just use the north and south poles as the meeting points instead of that arbitary x Piggy 2B0F36 just drew?"

Piggy 2B0F36: "Fuck you. I'M the most violent and deranged of us, so I'M the leader and MY x:s aren't arbitary! Once we destroy Earth, the new north pole can be wherever I fucking FEEL like placing it."

After a very long time of throwing around ideas and 37 maps, you are no closer to figuring out how to divide the Earth into four sectors.

A.I. Piggy: "Okay, what if we imagine the Earth being composed of triangels with straight corners all around..."

Captain: "You know, I could make a sand sculpture of the globe, and draw the lines on that..."

Piggy 2B0F36 looks exasperated. You try something completely different.

Piggy: "The Alphabet Bird, would you..."

The Alphabet Bird appears.

The Alphabet Bird: "I'm not going to help you destroy the Earth."

At this point Piggy 2B0F36 snaps.

Piggy 2B0F36: "ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT! LET'S NOT DESTROY EARTH! Fucking helt..."

He then walks off.

Piggy 2B0F36: "See ya. I'll send a postcard or something."

The world is safe for now.

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