Piggy's Day/There is
From Create Your Own Story
Chief: "Sure thing. We have a map of all the existing Sudenkuoppas. We'd leave ourselves but too many of our tribesmen are still trapeed in them."
You are given a copy of the map, and head back out into the jungle. After a while you somehow manage to loose your sense of direction.
Piggy: "Okay, let's see... If it's past noon and the sun is in THAT direction, then North must be... there. "
You take a look at your map, and realize that there are no cardinal directions marked on the map.
Do you: