Piggy's Day/The parachute opens
From Create Your Own Story
Your suitcase is packed in three layers: The two halves contain your actual luggage, and the middle portion contains the parachute. This way you retain your things in case something like this happens. The kevlar parachute opens, and you soar majestically beside the mountain.
Piggy: "Je suis le roi du monde! Vas te faire encule, l'Himalaya!"
Below you you see a catholic monastery, and try to land there. Up in the belltower, the monks are installing a new bell.
Brother Steve: "You know, I think that bell is a bit crooked. Maybe you should try and swing it a bit."
Brother Larry: "No, no! This bell rings extremely loudly - we could deafen ourselves."
Brother John: "Protect your ears! I see a parachuter heading this way, and they might hit the bell!"
The monks cover their ears, but hear only a faint thump. As they look over the window, they see that you've hit the belltower wall.
Brother Larry: "Ouch."
You are taken inside to the monastery hospital. You tell your story to the hegumen.
Father Bill: "An interesting story you've got there, Piggy. You may stay with us until your plane leaves."
You: