Piggy's Day/Take them! Take ALL OF THEM!

From Create Your Own Story

Greed takes control of you, and you embrace its hold.

Piggy: "I'm suddenly overcome by an overwhelming case of WANT!"

You empty a nearby trashcan into the bushes, then steal a shovel from a nearby yard to acquire as many coins as humanly possible. After emptying half of the pool, a police officer walks by, inspecting your weird behaviour.

Police: "Excuse me, what are you doing there?"

You glance over to the police officer with a maddening gaze in your eyes. As the officer approaches, you strike him with the shovel in the stomach. He loses his breath and falls to the ground, dead.

Piggy: "NOBODY interferes with my coins!"

You steal the officers uniform and hide the corpse in the bushes. Some time after the trashcan is full, Swine finds you.

Swine: "There you are! I didn't recognize you with... that.. bloody police uniform."

You turn to swine with wide eyes, and quietly pronounce out:

Piggy: "Let's go home, shall we?"

Swine: "Piggy, what have you done!?"

You move over a bit so that Swine can see the trash can full of sodden coins.

Piggy: "This is the fruit of OUR labour, Swine. You and I, together in this crime of passion."

Swine: "Have you gone a wee bit insine, Piggy?"

Piggy: "Not at all, my friend. Now, let's go home and never speak of this again."

You smile awkwardly.

Swine: "I think we've done that one too many times. You can't get away with anything, I tell you! The statutes of limitations don't apply to murder! I don't want to be a part of this!"

Piggy: "It's too late. You're my only means of escape. You live in my house - I OWN YOU!"

Swine: "If you descent into taking someones life, then don't mind me taking your house."

Swine travels back to your time without you. Suddenly, things get too real. Having Swine as a friend was a safety net to you. No amount of chronological mishaps could get you into trouble. And now, a barrel full of coins doesn't seem worth loosing your house, your freedom, and maybe life.

Piggy: "No, no, no! It all happened so fast! I thought... I knew I could get away with it! Now I gotta face murder charges!"

Angrily, you push the trash can over, spilling out all of the coins. Out comes something else, however: the gun you threw in the water some time ago. You must've shoveled it up without even noticing.

Piggy: "How did I put it myself? Something about a thousand years in Helt, and why people still do it?"

You pick up the gun and point it at yourself.

Piggy: "I don't even know why."

You pull the trigger. However, the gunpowder is too wet to ignite, and the gun jams.

Piggy: "Well, so much for a dramatic ending."

You jump face first into the pool and drown yourself.

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