Piggy's Day/South

From Create Your Own Story

You go south. Here, you come across a large cliff. The brochure has an entry on it.

Piggy: "'The Sodquqqa cliff was formed by a 7.9 richter earthquake in 3662. The salagmites are remains of the uplifted parts of the bedrock, which have since been slowly corroded by the water.'"

You look down. There are huge, pointy stalagmites below.

Piggy: "Good thing this rock is sturdy."

This is one of those things that you realize being a bad thing to say right after you've said it. The rock below you cracks, and you fall.

Piggy: "Eh, why did I even bother saying that?"

Your final words are:

Piggy: "MYONLYREGRETSARETHATINEVERSAWSLETHANY!"

You are then impaled on a stalagmite from chest to your tail.

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