Piggy's Day/Sneak past the guard
From Create Your Own Story
The guard is far away and turned to the other way, so you have a little layway for planning.
A.I. Piggy: "We don't want the entire staff of this place on our necks. If we can sneak past this single guard, we should be clear."
Piggy: "Okay, but how can we sneak past? It's an empty, featurless hallway. Anything sort of an invisibility cloak and we'll be noticed."
You look at eachothers in an inquisitive manner, as if someone were to pull out an invisibility cloak.
A.I. Piggy: "We really should've planned this attack beforehand, don't you think."
2B0F36: "I did plan it, but none of you fucks wanted to listen to it."
A.I. Piggy: "What was your plan? Now would be the optimal time to tell us."
2B0F36: "The plan was that we go through the chimney."
Piggy: "Oh for Pete's sake..."
At that moment, a guard comes over from around the corner.
Guard: "Who the bloody hell are you, and what are you doing here!?"
Piggy 2B0F36 intantly gets up, raises its hand, and swings it at the guard's neck. The tendrils on its hand make chainsaw-like noises, and as one would expect, the guards head falls clean off.
2B0F36: "Coast is clear, boys. Also, we're in a bit of a hurry, unless we can discard the body."
Down the hall you see a toilet.
A.I. Piggy: "Okay, here's what we do. Piggy and Captain go to the toilet and try to prop the body up on one of the toilets. Then you lock the door from the inside. Meanwhile, me and 2BF036 go and try to blow up any missiles we can find."
You:
