Piggy's Day/Shoot yourself
From Create Your Own Story
You shoot yourself. The gun doesn't do any damage, but you feel weird. Meanwhile inside the facility, the rest of the group are having a shootout with Santa Claus Zombie. They are, however, running out of bullets fast.
Army guy: "I'm out of ammo! You'd think that there'd be more guns laying around in a place like this..."
Woman: "Can't find any."
Army guy: "What's taking Piggy so long?"
Piggy: "Hey, Santa Claws!"
Santa Claus Zombie: "HRM?"
Santa Claus Zombie looks behind, and sees Piggy. He looks strangely opague, and it looks as if he had an outline. Also, his stomach gash has healed.
Santa Claus Zombie: "Är blarrg bla, grlä gräbll?"
Cubehead: "What's happened to Piggy?"
Army guy: "You'll see soon enough."
Santa Claus Zombe takes a large amount of elf grenades, and chucks them all on top of you.
Santa Claus Zombie: "Härrgä Gärnnlä Lahgrä!"
The grenades all go off right in front of you, and some even land on your face. You, however, are left unscratched.
Santa Claus Zombie: "Härg?"
Army guy: "Hah, I knew it'd work!"
A stick-man: "Impossible! That was a direct hit!"
Army guy: "I've taken this course a few times before, and I knew that deTonator would have an Indestro-gun. It makes a person temporarily invulnerable."
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