Piggy's Day/Press "Stop"

From Create Your Own Story

Piggy: "Hah! How stupid do you think I am? You're obviously trying to push the blame on me for launching your own stinking missiles."

At this moment, the police bust into the room, and you press the "Stop"-button.

Police commander: "Nobody move! Now, what's going on here?"

Sam: "Sir, that hooligan broke into my office and tried to launch nuclear missiles at Russia!"

Police commander: "Don't try and bullshit us, Sam. Why would you have a nuclear missile launcher in your office in the first place?"

Sam: "Ummm.... well, you know.... It's self defence against burgulars."

Police commander: "Bah. The two of you are coming with us."

At the police station the story is cleared up. You are charged with attempted murder, but your sentence is reduced to a conditional discharge for stopping a potential nuclear war.

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