Piggy's Day/It contains whale-o's
From Create Your Own Story
Your suitcase is full of whale-o's, a bag of chips made entirely out of whale fat.
Indiana: "Because the rules have changed, and nowadays people convivted of murders are banned from the competition. But you still should still stay in my apartment - Pluto is a dangerous place."
Piggy: "Oh yeah, why?"
Indiana: "Well, for starters, it's almost always pitch black outside, and the temperature nevers rises above -100 degrees. And for the survival round of the competition, a large amount of dangerous animals have been planted in the environment."
Piggy: "Don't worry, I'm only interested in watching from afar, and laugh at the fools who participate."
Indiana: "Yeah. That's part of the reason why I love judging."
The games start the following day. The first round is held inside a large theater. The host of the games is Gyorge L. Nietzscheson, a familiar face in the entertainment industry"
Gyorge: "Welcome to the 532nd annual 'World's Toughest Stick-man'-competition! Our judges, as usual, are Indiana Stark from planet Earth from the Milky Way, Juflop Fffrrtzs Guqfreik from planet Hanusa in Andromeda, and Ökerhj Ög from planet Phiones II in Boötes I. The qualification rounds start now!"
On that mark, a row of anvils drop on top of the line of ten stick-men on stage. Some contestants faint, some are left standing with seemingly no damage, and number 10 is hit with the sharp edge first, with the anvil getting stuck in his head.
Gyorge: "Numbers 1, 4, and 5 are disqualified for fainting. Number 10, if you manage to stay conscious, you'll qualify."
Piggy: "Hey, what's the point of the qualification rounds?"
Stick-man: "Well, there are about 200 contestants at this point. To be accepted to the survival rounds, each of them has to take a hit from an anvil to the head."
Piggy: "A-ha. And what's John Timberman's number?"
An enthusiastic fan with blonde hair, glasses and crooked teeth, pulls out a John Timberman trading card.
Fan: "It's number 76! He's won all last three of the competitions. Look, I have his trading card."
Piggy: "76, eh?"
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