Piggy's Day/It's for science
From Create Your Own Story
Piggy: "I'm doing this for science! You know, to test the long-term effects."
At this point you partially begin to grow again.
Piggy: "Whoah! The effects seem to have dropped."
Swine: "Well, since I no longer have to keep an eye out so that mice don't eat you, I can leave."
Piggy: "Yeah... you do that."
As final bits and pieces of you return to their normal size, your cellphone rings.
Piggy: "Now who could that be?
You answer it.
Piggy: "Uuhh... Hello?"
Voice: "Piggy, I've been watching everything that's happened lately, and I believe you are the perfect choice for a job I'm willing to offer."
Piggy: "Who is this?"
Voice: "It's difficult to explain without braking the sixth wall. I can assure you, however, that I am trustworthy."
Piggy: "Alright, what kind of a job are you offering?"
Voice: "A film director."
Piggy: "Really? I've always dreamed of being a director! I've just never had..."
Voice: "Time, money, a sudio, employees and credibility? I've already taken care of that. All you need to do is go to 1937 Industry avenue tomorrow, where a studio is located. Present yourself as a movie director, and everyone will belive you."
The next day you and Swine head off to 1937 Industry Avenue. There you see a large building with a sign saying "MV-studios" over the door.
Swine: "Well, they were telling the truth. There is a studio here.
Piggy: "Very strange..."
Swine: "They said that you must introduce yourself as a movie director?"
Piggy: "Yes. Time to bring up the ol' poker face."
You open the door and confidently burst in. Inside you see a desk with a stick-man woman behind, appareantly the receptionist.
Piggy: "Miss Andrews, where's my coffee?"
Miss Jones: "Excuse me? My name is Miss Jones."
Piggy: "Yes, yes, excuse me, I've had a long night. I want my coffee in my office in five minutes!"
Miss Jones: "Very well."
The two of you walk straight past the reception to a long corridor with doors lining the walls. Swine whispers to you:
Swine: "How did you manage that with a straight face?"
Piggy: "I've done something like that many times before in a few restaurants."
You then find a door with a great big star on it, that reads "Piggy" under it.
Piggy: "And this is my office, appareantly."
You open the door. Inside is a room with no windows, but a table and a few chairs, a bookshelf, a bathtub and a comfy looking chair beside a long table lining one of the walls. You take a seat in the chair.
Piggy: "Hm. Not bad. I guess I'm a movie director, then."
Swine: "Elbaveilebnu."
Congratulations! You've become a movie director.
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