Piggy's Day/Is not okay
From Create Your Own Story
Doctor: "Well... eh... His left lugn is completely collapsed. I'm not sure if he can survive without a breathing apparatus. We're trying to contact a brazilian mutant expert."
The doctors phone rings.
Doctor: "Oh. We're no longer just trying. He called back, it seems. I'll put this on large canvas."
The doctor places the phone on a pedestal, and projects the image onto a wall.
Specialist: "Good evening, gentlemen. I hear my expertise is needed. Tell me about this patient."
Doctor: "He was born in 31996 out of a tin can. He is practically a pig, but has no hooves, and his body is 99% fat. He was brought here from a zombie killing camp owned by the presumed late terrorist N-clair deTonator. There was a harpoon removed from his abdomen. Now he's in intesive care, hooked into a breathing apparatus. We don't know if he'll survive without it."
Specialist: "Hmm... Here's what I'll do. Fly Piggy over to Brazil, and I'll check him personally, and operate if needed."
Piggy is then flown to Brazil. He is given x-rays, CT-scans, and all-purpose meters. After a day of testing, the doctor calls back.
Doctor: "So, what did you find out?"
They found:
