Piggy's Day/Don't have to leave
From Create Your Own Story
Satan: "Nah, as far as I'm concerned, you can stay for as long as you like."
You walk and talk for a moment.
Satan: "Ever since the TV was invented, I've had more and more difficulties in maintaining The Universal Sysytem of Helt, or USH. The word got out that you get a thousand-year sentence for every human murder you commit, and the murder rates dropped - dropped like my dreams.
Piggy: "Yeah, but people have been killing each others for over a million years, Aren't you basically set for life?"
Satan: "True. But for someone to still be here after a million years, they would've had to kill a thousand and 30 people. And every few years or so, some people actually finish their sentences! I'm losing more populance than North Korea."
Piggy: "Wow, that's harsh. "
Satan: "Mm-h. Regular people get like a week of extensive wondering around helt - that's not good for business. I can't keep milking off of Hitler, Stalin, Nero, and those legistlators who thought that the golbar warming was a scam."
Piggy: "You know, I could help you make this place hell once more!"
Satan: "You'd do that for me?"
Piggy: "Sure, why the hell not?"
Satan: "You gotta stop using the word 'Hell'. It's discraceful! Its real name is Helt."
Piggy: "I prefer not to cuss."
You ask Satan for a flamethrower, and go around torching people. Then, you slice a few throats here and there, and fill the blood lakes. Then you see Hitler, walking around freely like an extensive customer.
Piggy: "Hey, Hitler, get back into the noose! You've only been hanged three-thousand times.
Hitler: "Vertrauen Sie nicht den Teufel! Er täuschen mich, und er wird mich zu täuschen."
Do you understand what Hitler said?
