Pedo Plushie/Giraffe, Make yourself look softer
From Create Your Own Story
You work your evil magic, making yourself look as soft as a baby bunny, fluffy as a little chick, and the boy's eyes light up as he looks at you. He stretches up on his toes, his arms outstretched, trying to touch you, but the shelf is too high. Determined, he grabs the edge of the shelf below and begins to climb up.
"Jacob! Get down from there!" his mother scolds.
"But mommy--"
She grabs his arm and drags him away. "I've told you not to climb shelves in stores."
You sigh as you watch him go. Bitch.
