Nail your 95 theses to the broken doors
From Create Your Own Story
You deftly conjure a myriad of objections to the fiefdom under which you live. However, you cannot afford such luxuries as paper. Not realizing that you have none, you accidentally nail your thumb to the door instead.
Do you:
- Pull your thumb back off of the door
- Pry the nail out of your thumb
- Tear your thumb away from the nail
| Status | ||
| Health | Bandaged leg, thumb on door | Equipment: |
| Property Damage Inflicted | $375.20 | |
| Blood | 10.9 pints | |
