Leave, and never come back.

From Create Your Own Story

You don't have time for this weirdness. You get back in your car.
You drive to Movie Gallery. You pick up a DVD of "How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days". You sit through an hour and a half of Kate Hudson's best bitch routine and your girlfriend practically masturbating to Matthew Mconahagh. Afterward you try to get some action with your girlfriend but she gives you a look and says goodnight with an exaggerated sigh.
You lay in bed, horny but unable to jerk off. You can't sleep. You can't stop imagining your girlfriend getting hit by a car on the way home. Or getting raped by a taxi driver. Or contracting hepatitis. Or something great like that.
You lay in bed and wallow in how pathetic your life has gotten.
You can't stop thinking about that Blockbuster.

THE END

Should have taken a chance...try again? The Magic Blockbuster