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From Create Your Own Story
The COOK CATCHES YOU off-guard and CLEAVES into your NECK! YOU are now BLEEDING EXTREMELY PROFUSELY!
End dramatic-ass action sequence.
You stumble back and forth dizzily, exsanguinating. The cook moves on to fight someone else, thinking you're as good as dead.
Your only hope is to invoke an incredibly unlikely turn of events by choosing the correct unrelated-ass phrase!
- A book is a book is a sheet of printer paper
- I'm gonna wear a powder-blue fuckin' suit, and a white shirt, and a red tie
- Man alive, the jive of lyrics
- The butler did it!
- They said Ned Ludd was an idiot boy
- I add '-ass' liberally as a suffix to lend emphasis to adjectives
- A man! A plan! A bear! A keg of booze! Panama!
- Hoboken, New Jersey
- Benny!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Bah-bah-liOOOOOO!
- So strong, my face is... you punch, break fingers
- He sees himself at the center of the world, his will is strong and he's feeling good
- My own brother picks me up in a police car
- Don't try to tell me I killed a wolf when I know I've killed a man!
| Status | ||
| Health | Bandaged leg, neck wound | Equipment: |
| Property Damage Inflicted | $2431 | |
| Blood | 8 pints | |
