How about Jets Season Tickets guys

From Create Your Own Story

“Sure Santonio we’d love to spend 8 Sundays watching a wannabe Bill Belichik and a bunch of halfway decent players stumble around a football field and shoot themselves in the foot at any opportunity”

“That Mark Sanchez sure is good” Replies Santonio clearly not understanding your sarcasm as he extends 2 season tickets which you hesitantly grab with your index finger and thumb, holding them away from your body.

“Well I gotta go” Santonio says walking away, you exchange goodbyes and A.I.M. screen names so you can be bffs before he hops into his tank, blasting some California Girls he rolls down the driveway, lit mild in hand.

“Well it’s not all bad we got these tickets” You and Mete decide, may as well go to the games. You attend every game and the Jets go 2-14, you are disappointed. May Janzella is not surprised. The Gang gets a beer.

(The End)