Hoboken Steve 2 1 2 1 1
From Create Your Own Story
"No you don't. I have eyes like a hawk."
Out of options, you try the vulcan sleepy-grab on the guy. It fails.
"What are you doing, sir?"
"Uh, just, uh, I'm proud of you." You pat the officer on the shoulder.
"Have you been drinking today?"
What the Hell do you say?