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From Create Your Own Story

You leave the wounded gangster, ascending the stairs to the third level of the parking garage. This looks familiar - you think this is where you parked. Either that, or you parked here yesterday.

You round a corner, scanning the rows of cars. As you walk past a minivan, you are confronted with a voice from behind.

"YOU THERE!" Turning around, you see an imposing figure step out from the shadows surrounding the conveniently located condom machine. His head resembles a rectangular prism, and his clothing and skin alike are tinted red and black.

"BRING ME THE GOLDEN HOLY CHEESE OF HELVETIA, AGED TO PERFECTION OVER TEN-THOUSAND YEARS!"

"What?" you say, your face twisting inquisitively.

"ARE YOU GOING TO FAIL ME? BECAUSE FAILURE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED."

Feeling threatened, you pull out your desert eagles and attempt to fire, but the bangs you were expecting do not sound. You're out of bullets!

"I SEE YOU INTEND TO BETRAY ME!" exclaims the man. "I HAVE NO USE FOR YOU." At this, he lifts up a tank parked nearby and drops it on your ass.

Shit!