Hoboken Hal 2 3 1
From Create Your Own Story
When the man hears this, he appears quite pleased.
"I want you to play Garth Jr. in the upcoming Wayne's World 3."
"You've gotta be shitting me!" you exclaim.
"Shitting? I don't shit. I eat a lot of red meat. Here's ten-thousand dollars, an advance on the filming."
You take the billz and shake the man's hand, knowing that, soon, you will be far away from this hellhole of a city.
CONGRATULATIONS, YOU FRIGGIN' WIN!!