Go to the farm
From Create Your Own Story
You get caught in a snare trap and end up upside down. You notice several bear traps around the area. A redneck approaches you with a shotgun.
"You're obviously not a zombie, but you could be bit. Best thing to do would be to leave you there."
Even with all the traps, zombies will probably to you, especially since you were able to get this far without knowing of the traps.
