Go to heaven. You deserve it.

From Create Your Own Story

"You are going to heaven," said the figure in the red robes. He blows a whistle that was hanging on a string on his neck. Poof! Out if nowhere, a giant elephant with golden wings appears. "Get on the elephant," says the red-robed figure. You:

• Run for it! This HAS to be a trick of some kind.
• Get on the heavenly elephant. Hey, as long as you're going to a good place, who cares what you take?

You are:

a female ghost