Get this "farmland" shit

From Create Your Own Story

"Great!" Hank exclaims, "this'll be on the house!"

He puts together a shake that is green with grass and other small plants. It smells like shit, but you drink it anyway. You cough and gag a little because of the awful taste.

"Now that's a drink fit for a horse! He chuckles, amused by your gagging and coughing. But thanks for trying it," he jokes in a friendly way.

(Your friendliness with Hank has improved by 10!)

(Because of the protein in the drink, your muscle mass has improved! All workouts will grant you 0.2 in. in size now!)

Status
Health 100 Equipment:

T-Shirt, Gym Shorts, $50

Armor 0
Size (Erect) 4.8 in. (12.2 cm)
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