Get her drunk enough to forget this.

From Create Your Own Story

You look around and find a straw. You cut a small hole in the duct tape so that she can drink. The bra will be soaked with beer, but whatever. You easily find a beer, I mean what dorm room isn't loaded with booze?

You open the can and put the straw in.

All of a sudden you turn to the door. It's the cops.

They shoot you on the spot.

BANG! You're dead.

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