Feed him choco bites
From Create Your Own Story
You go to your cupboard and open it to find not the choco bites but Patrick eating the choco bites! "Patrick what were you doing in my cupboard?" You ask him. Patrick takes a moment to eat the empty box then answers. "Why weren't you in the cupboard?" Patrick asks dumbly. Then Patrick goes to your fridge and drinks a bottle of milk before leaving.
After he's out the door you:
