Did you just hear something?
From Create Your Own Story
A sharp cracking sound pulls you out of your pondering. Unsure whether or not it was you're imagination, you poke your head out of the shower and there it is. A giant crack has appeared across the whole of the bathroom wall. What could cause something like this so suddenly? More fissures have started branching off the first when suddenly the wall collapses and in comes a giant pitcher of red liquid shouting "Oh, yeah!!!"
You shift your head back in just a bit but it doesn't seem to have noticed you yet. It has arms and legs like a human. It even has a face on it's large shimmering body. You can't tell if it's coherent or not but it's already proven it's capable of speech. Acting quickly you:
Try to find a makeshift weapon