D&D: Catch that erection between your knees as he grows, make him beg!

From Create Your Own Story

You twist your wrists and grab the chains holding your arms above your head. With supreme effort you lift your body and move the iron weights holding your ankles down closer together just enough to let you slam your knees together on the kobold's now huge member.

He howls in pain and you grin with gritted teeth and demand, "free me at once or I will tear your dick from your body!"

Your plan totally would have worked... except you didn't account for his bodyguards. One rushes forward and slams the butt of his spear into your stomach. All of your air whooshes out of your body and darkness tinges your peripheral vision. You lose your grip on the chains and drop down, limply hanging by your wrists again. Your legs come apart and the howling kobold warlock jumps away from you.

D&D: The guards advance and beat you unconscious.

D&D: The kobold warlock sneers at you, "elven bitch, you will pay for that!

D&D: One of the other prisoners has suddenly freed herself from her chains!