Crawl in-between them to see what they're looking at

From Create Your Own Story

"Look boss," the woman says in a hushed voice. "You finally found them. The missing link. This will be the greatest nature documentary ever!"

On the other side of the hill, you see four dirty-brown humans. Two of them are females, one small woman and the other an even smaller adolescent. The other two are full-grown men. The women are wearing nothing but crude painting. The men are wearing furs over their shoulders, which do nothing to hide their penises.

The women have bloated bellies, perhaps from malnourishment. The men are lean and fit, but look fairly healthy. They are brandishing a club and a sack each. The women carry larger sacks on their backs as well.

As you watch, they stop. They seem to talk for a minute, then the two men embrace one woman each.

Your Russian cameraman catches everything on film.

You are confused. Aren't anthropologists supposed to study human cultures and contact new-found tribes?

Do you:

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