Continue getting louder and more enthusiastic with your pronouncements of Gibby's apparent sex appeal
From Create Your Own Story
"I mean, look at this fucking sexy-ass dude!" you cry, standing up, commanding all attention in the room. You walk over to Gibby and put your hands on his shoulders.
"Uhh, Freddie, what are you doing?" Gibby stammers.
"Look at this hot mothafucka!" you shout, ignoring him. "Look at his sexy body!" You stand him up. "His voluptuous chest!" You put your hands on his chest. "Oh God. If I were a girl named Shannon, I don't know how I could resist just pulling down Gibby's fucking pants right now, and sucking his big, hard, throbbing cock, right here in this restaurant!"
You look to Shannon, who is now gaping in awe at you. The room falls silent. Seated across from you, Sam slumps her face into her hands. Carly desperately attempts to get your attention without drawing further attention. "Psst--Freddie! I think she gets the point. Would you sit down, please?"
Breathing heavily after having gotten a bit ahead of yourself, you scan the faces at the table. Aside from Carly's hunched-over embarrassment, Sam's cowering shame with only a eye peeking between her fingers, and Shannon's now confused and disgusted but hesitant expression, Reuben chuckles at the scene. "His squad car IS pretty Sudoku, if you know what I'm saying!"
Sam punches him in the arm, and silence retakes the room. Gibby glances at Shannon and then back at you. "That's... really not necessary, Freddie. I'm pretty sure that a girl named Shannon would want your 'big, hard, throbbing cock', not mine. Thanks, though," he says with a forced smile as he reaches up and pats you on the back while stepping toward his chair.
A sad, "Awwww," can be heard from the studio audience. Your eyebrows furrow as your thoughts race.
