Close your legs and try to cover yourself up

From Create Your Own Story

you try to cover yourself up but in doing so you can no longer move. You see a green light ahead of you and can faintly make out a spherical shape. You get the clever idea to

• use portal to cover his eye as you make a run for the light
• place a portal above you and keep placing another infront of you so while you run he thinks you are still standing where you were(cause he is a dipshit)