The Magic Blockbuster
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It's late at night and your driving your shitty Ford Escort through the pouring rain. You just got sent out by your girlfriend to rent a movie. You wanted sex but she hasn't touched you she caught you masturbating to Jennifer Aniston in an old rerun of 'Friends'. And now your soaking wet, driving in the rain, reminded every other second how much the opposite this is to getting a blowjob from your bitch of a girlfriend. Great. | It's late at night and your driving your shitty Ford Escort through the pouring rain. You just got sent out by your girlfriend to rent a movie. You wanted sex but she hasn't touched you she caught you masturbating to Jennifer Aniston in an old rerun of 'Friends'. And now your soaking wet, driving in the rain, reminded every other second how much the opposite this is to getting a blowjob from your bitch of a girlfriend. Great. | ||
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*[[Leave, and never come back.]] | *[[Leave, and never come back.]] | ||
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It's late at night and your driving your shitty Ford Escort through the pouring rain. You just got sent out by your girlfriend to rent a movie. You wanted sex but she hasn't touched you she caught you masturbating to Jennifer Aniston in an old rerun of 'Friends'. And now your soaking wet, driving in the rain, reminded every other second how much the opposite this is to getting a blowjob from your bitch of a girlfriend. Great.
Suddenly out of the pouring rain you see a bright glowing yellow and blue sign of a Blockbuster Video. It shines eerily like a spotlight drawing you in. You find it weird but are pissed enough not to notice too much and pull in.
It's dry inside and strangely bright. A beautiful woman working at the desk gives you a strange dreamy kind of wave. She's hot. Too hot. Too hot to work at a fucking Blockbuster. You curse under your breath and ask yourself why you can't ever get a woman like that.
You feel a strange electric chill in the air, and your hair stands a little on end. Everything kind of glows in a creepy kind of way, like a lens from a 80's movie. It makes the whole moment feel surreal. You wonder if your just tired.
You suddenly feel the sensation that you stand on a tipping point...like this is your last chance to make a decision. Time stands still...
