Yep. I'm always ready to get my "slime" on someone

From Create Your Own Story

Bored, bored, bored. I've done every animal in the forest, and now I'm bored. I hope a female hiker comes along soon. Did I mention I'm bored?

• A single female hiker comes by
• A large group comes by, possibly 10-20 female hikers

You are:

A mass of living slime, with a penis