YWD: Take a seat next to the bride's young brother?

From Create Your Own Story

You sit down with a squelch of poo next to a young boy of about fourteen. He stares in awe at your panties, which have been revealed by your climbing hemline, but is almost immediately distracted by the smell emanating from them. He wrinkles his nose and edges away from you, though his eyes do not leave your crotch. Pretty soon, he is not the only one to have noticed the smell. You feel a tap on your left shoulder and turn around to see an elderly man looking angrily at you. He tells you in no uncertain terms to leave the church and sort yourself out. Will you:

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