Spork - feel the FIGHTING SPIRIT within this silverware
From Create Your Own Story
Poking, then grabbing the spork, you feel a surge of power the likes of which you've never felt before! Instantly you form a bond with this awesome piece of silverware...but you've got glass all over your bed. And your floor. Which is great, right?
And then your dad's staring at you and your spork. "I see you have a bond with that spork...I can just sense it."