Set Science-Pistol to Fried Calimari
From Create Your Own Story
Using your potent and mighty intelligence, you program the science pistol to cook a delicious entree. The nIghtmarish, tentacled, bug-eyed, pirate freak runs toward you, rifle blaring. You hold your trigger to build up the guns energy and take cover, ducking and weaving through the NIghtmare Pirate's plasma bursts. You run up a wall and do a sick backflip, drawing away the pirate's aim. Landing gracefully on your feet you take careful aim and fire your badass science pistol. The horror screams in agony as it's flesh melts away. There is a brief burst of smoke and then only dust. You take a moment to hold your badass-I-Just-Killed-The-Shit-Out-Of-That-Thing pose for no one to see. Satisfied with your street cred, you proceed towards the elevator.
