Run into the barn and pretend you’re a horse
From Create Your Own Story
“Neigh” or whatever the fuck sound horses make, you hang over the rail your hands held out front like some weird dinosaur you hold perfectly still because you think Football players vision is based on movement (That’s dinosaurs you dumbass). Holmes, having never seen a horse in his life decides it would be fun to feed one some oats, your lucky day he chooses you.
