Read the instructions on the green-plant condom box

From Create Your Own Story

You go back to Nina's toy box and read the instructions on the box of green-plant condoms.

These are the condoms that will make your penis into a thriving green plant! Once your penis is firmly inserted into a condom, add fresh water through your mouth. Rapid growth of the penis should ensue. Exposure to direct sunlight may cause flowering. Next, insert the accompanying plant-nutrient pellet into a woman's vaginal cavity. Insert your growing penis into the vagina. The nutrient-rich vagina will prove to be a very pleasurable home for your plant-penis.

There doesn't appear to be any instructions for how to remove the green-plant condom. There is a small brown capsule in the box, which must be the nutrient pellet. There's also a slip of paper that says 'Customer Service', with a phone number.

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