Question the stout, nervous-looking man

From Create Your Own Story

Mr. L Prosser is, as they say, only human. In other words, he is a carbon-based life form descended from an ape. More specifically, he is forty, fat and shabby and works for the local council. Curiously enough, though he doesn't know it, he is also a direct male-line descendant of Genghis Khan, though intervening generations and racial mixing have so juggled his genes that he has no discernible Mongoloid characteristics, and the only vestiges left in Mr. L Prosser of his mighty ancestry are a pronounced stoutness about the tum and a predilection for little fur hats.

He is by no means a great warrior: in fact he is a nervous worried man. Today he is particularly nervous and worried because you are standing in his way, asking questions. Thanks to your probing and analytical interrogation technique, you learn that he has a work order to fulfill: your house is to be demolished to make way for a new bypass.

You probably could have figured that out based on prior knowledge and the presence of the bulldozers, but you find you rather enjoy making this man sweat. After all, his bulldozers are making you irritable. Not that the bulldozers are his, per se. They belong to the local council. Unless the local council has merely rented them.

"Is that it?" Mr. Prosser asks. "Only we have a schedule to maintain and you're in the way."

Do you:

• Lie down in front of a bulldozer
• Ask more insightful and probing questions
• Demand to see the work order

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