Punch the monkey in the face
From Create Your Own Story
You take the violent primative route and launch your fist at the monkey's face. The monkey stares at you in disbelief and then he raises his head up and makes a howling noise that obviously means war. Several monkeys drop down from the trees with sticks in hand and make practice swings like in baseball. The leader monkey approaches you and says, "I'm sorry old chap, but you have dishonored our tribe and you must die now."
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