Piss in your panties and throw them across the room

From Create Your Own Story

You empty your bladder into your panties and when no one is looking, you slip them off and throw them across the room. They land on the teacher's head and she screams.

• Stand up and start to cause havok during the test
• Put your socks on your hands and do a puppet show

You are:

A 10-year-old girl