Ongoing Story\Jump out the window and escape without them
From Create Your Own Story
Chapter 24: You all escape the dwarves together after all
You are about to jump out the window when you see an oil lantern lit on the windowsil. You pick it up and throw it across the room where it shatters against the wall, splattering kerosene everywhere.
"The house! It's on fire! Quick, help me put out the flames!" Doc hollers at the others.
"Where is some water! I can't find anything to douse the flames with!" a suddenly very alert sleepy screams frantically.
"For pete sake! I don't know! If you can't find any water, then try pissing on the fire at least! Do something!" Grumpy bellows as he watches all his possesions burst into flame. None of the other dwarves having any better ideas, they do just as he suggests. Since all of them already have their cocks out, its just a matter of taking aim and letting loose. They'd all consumed an impressive amount of wine themselves and release a flood of urine onto the areas that have caught aflame. Unfortunately, the wine they brewed had an unusually high alcohol content, their piss is at least 80 proof, and instead of quenching the fire, it causes it to blaze out of control.
You feel sorry for the dwarves, you just meant to cause a distraction, not destroy their home. They deserved to be punished for what they tried to do, but not this sevearly. Heck, if you'd been in their position, living all these years with a cocktease like Snow White, you might have concocted a similiar plan to loosen her up, you and Neela were just a bonus they couldn't resist. A bonus that turned around and bit them in the ass! If they just would have waited until you and Neela had left their plot wouldn't have failed.
On the positive side, you now have no dificultly at all convincing the other girls to follow you out of the burning cottage. You all run stark naked into the night. You are all still very intoxicated and loose your way in the forrest in no time.
"Wait, I think my friend Lil' Red Ridinghood lives in this direction. Follow me!" She comands you. You follow her along a winding path. You come across a house made of straw, but it seems to have been destroyed recently. You then come across a house made of wood, also in ruins. You start to get nervous about what is so powerful it could cause such devestation. Eventually you arrive at a house made of brick, it seems sturdily built and intact.
"My girlfriend Red sublets this place cheap from a bunch of pigs. Seems this part of the woods has a werewolf problem and the pigs were always afraid to leave their house at night. They got so fed up with the situation that they moved. Not to worry, we'll be perfectly safe once we're inside." SnowWhite assures you. There is no response to your knocking, the house is empty.
"She's probably visiting her Grandmother, or maybe her boyfriend the woodcutter. I'm sure she will be back soon."
You decide not to wait, you are an expert cat burglar after all! You climb ontop of the roof and enter the house thru the chimney. You let your friends inside. You are all very cold from being naked in the night air so you decide to keep each other warm by snuggling close together in Red Ridinghood's bed.
What do you do now?
