Michael Rosen enters the shower.

From Create Your Own Story

All of a sudden, kiddie lover Michael Rosen enters the shower. He has a wrinkly erection and he is ready to fuck someone.

• "How the fuck do yo have anything to do with this story!?"
• Kill him with a piece of cotton
• Let Michael Rosen fuck you
• Use the triforce.

You are:

A 10-year-old girl