Look for new clothes to disguise yourself

From Create Your Own Story

You know before going into the shop that you're in big trouble as you hear the sounds of EJ and Phil yelling after you and telling the other shoppers to, "Stop that pervert in the red t-shirt!!"

You enter the shop and are stopped by the security guard at the entrance. He asks if they are talking about you and you reluctantly nod, resigning yourself to whatever damage Phil intends bestowing upon your body. The security guard tells you that he doesn't want any trouble in his shop and that he will stop Phil from entering if he is going to cause problems.

In surprise you take a deep breath and say, "Thank you. Is there a back...."

"But, I'm not letting you in here either," he says and pushes you out the door where you slam into Phil's massive chest.

You wake up in pain in what is obviously a hospital. You're not sure where or for how long you've been here. As you look at the sterile walls and listen to the faint sounds of monitoring equipment you start to recall those last few moments before passing out:

Phil grabbed you and started yelling, "I've got the dirty perv, EJ!!! You get the first shot." You clearly remember seeing EJ's wild face as she runs towards you and slams a knee into your groin and you crumple to the ground. Despite yourself, as you lie in your hospital bed, you smile at the irony of how much you had been wanting her to touch your cock and balls ten minutes ago. The final thing that you remember is a quick argument between Phil and another person who leaps to your defence. However, when EJ explains what you did to her, the stranger asks if he can also beat the fuck out of you because it's people like you who destroy their town. A number of others obviously smelling the bloodlust join in as you curl up into the foetal position and kicks and punches are rained down upon you.

"You're a mess, boss!" you hear from the foot of your bed. Your assistant manager is standing there. You realise that you must be back at the local hospital mid-way between your home and work. "Don't expect any of the nurses to be very sympathetic, boss. Everyone knows what you were trying to do on that beach to that girl."

You decide you might as well throw yourself back into your work and make plans for a different location for your next break.

The End