Limerick
From Create Your Own Story
You are a person of no interest,
Gallumping to reach the sale first.
Just to get clothes,
You climb over a toad,
And get only a witch's curse.
But to continue the story,
A writer must not be gory.
So continue this lore,
To let others read more.
But your jokes better not be corny.
So, we must get out of our way,
Something that will change your day.
Of which gender do you arrive.
Note I do not wish to deprive.
You of any content, okay?