Lie on your towel with your shirt off
From Create Your Own Story
The woman doesn't appear to be going anywhere or waiting for anyone, so you decide to sit it out and hope for her to notice you before making any moves. You take off your shirt to show your lightly muscled body and lie down on your back in the morning sun, keeping an eye on her for when she moves so that you can catch her attention.
After about ten minutes you begin to think she is asleep as she hasn't moved at all apart from the gentle rise and fall of her breathing. The long overnight flight and warm sun have made you weary and you decide to close your eyes, telling yourself that you will keep your ears peeled for when the woman starts to move.
You're jolted to attention by a ball hitting your arm and the shouts of children as they run toward you. As you open your eyes you realise that the beach has become very crowded and that you must have fallen asleep. You look over and notice that the beautiful woman has left the beach and that you are now surrounded by families.
As if that wasn't bad enough you look at your body and all you can see is red. You must have been asleep for hours and you can already feel the sunburn starting to blister. This is not going to be the holiday you were hoping for when you booked in three weeks ago.
You return to the hotel, go up to your suite and run a cool bath to ease your red raw body. It is going to be at least a week before you are able to use the spa bath properly.
You arrange for one of the staff to bring you some moisturising lotion and although she was cute you decide that you're in no condition to do anything sexual and apply the lotion to yourself before settling down in front of the tv for what will likely be a quiet week of watching daytime soaps and reruns of 80s movies.
You decide that if the vacation starts this badly it is going to be terrible, so you book a plane ride home the next day and return to your work. The book store on the way home are happy you're back. After all, you are their best customer.
THE END
