Kill Yourself With A Flag

From Create Your Own Story

You take a mini flag pole and stab it through your chest but it doesn't kill you. Chuck Norris comes back and stares at you. Your skin boils and blood burns. Chuck looks at the flag pole. The flag pole goes deeper and deeper until it's through your heart. They put this on your grave: I was killed by Chuck Norris and didn't live to tell the tale.

The End.