Jump out the window, risking your very own life
From Create Your Own Story
You take a leap of faith and throw yourself out the window. But out of nowhere a giant, green tentacle catches you in mid-air and pulls you into a purple, glowing orb of sorts. Mrs. Hagglebag waves her ruler at the beast without luck.
I actually don't know what happened but let's just assumed it didn't end well (for both you and good Ol' Hagglebag.) Oh well.